Journal of the Mathematics Council of the Alberta Teachers’ Association
Volume 33 Issue 3, December 1996
31 – 32
Gilbert Lee. Kenneth Ng, and Philip Stein
Space Station Intelligentsia received a call for help on the hyperradio from Spaceship Academia. Captain Philip said, ”We are on the way home after a successful mission of promoting higher learning in distant star systems. We are surrounded by a Kleingon Fleet. We are unarmed. Please send a relief force”